THE INTERVIEW WITH GOD (EPISODE1)

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TaiKeh: You are welcome to this special edition of 'Interview With God' on TaiKeh World talk show, where we have enlightening conversations which spur you into having an intimate relationship with God.

Taiye: Here, with us on our show is a man who has some questions for God, He is popularly known as Boj, 

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Boj:(Smiling) Thank you for having me Taiye and Kehinde.

TaiKeh: You are welcome Boj

Kehinde: Moving on, we have in the building, the God of man, the King of Kings, the Lord of Lords, The Creator of heaven and earth, He has an astounding track record of healing the sick, raising the dead, There is no end to the telling of his wondrous acts, Ladies, and gentleman, Please let's make welcome God!!!

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TaiKeh: We are so honored to have you here with us, God!

Boj here has some questions that he would like to ask You. Without further ado, let's jump right into it. 

Over to you Boj...

Boj: Okay, God

Why do you bother me with your still small voice when you can roar, by the way, aren’t you called the Lion of Judah for such a good reason as this?

Why whisper to Elijah in the cloud and wind when you could have spoken out loud?

Why did you tell me that I have power over all the animals when I cannot go near a lion? 

Why command man to be fruitful and multiply when you are very much aware of the problems caused by over-population?

Why tell me to sing praises and worship, when you give a select few nice voices and leave the rest of us to our croaked voices, besides you, have more than a thousand angels if not, more singing Hosanna, Hosanna to you?

Why tell me to give to the poor and needy when You have more than enough in your storeroom of heaven to give them?

Why tell me to dance like David danced, David obviously knew how to dance, How else would his garments have fallen off if he was not dancing some technical steps?

Well, I don’t even know how to dance, talkless of having a yard of linen on me that will fall off in the process?

Besides, Why tell me to dance when you have not even given me a solid reason to?

Why interrupt my sound sleep with dreams and visions, when you could have as well told me in the day?

Why tell me to pray without ceasing, how many of us in the world can you attend to at the same time?

Why do you constantly mislead and misdirect humans, telling us to come to you when in need and despair when you cannot answer?

Why tell me to ask when you would not answer?

Why tell me to seek you when you know that YOU cannot be found? What kind of hide and seek game do you want to play?

Why tell me to knock on the gates of Heaven when you have employed the services of heavily armed angels to man the gates of heaven, who dares to knock? You knock at your own peril!

Why command man to preach the gospel to all mankind?

Why tell me to watch and pray when you, yourself said: “…the watchman watcheth but in vain…”? Psalms 127:1

Why disrupt my thoughts with thoughts of love and peace towards my wicked neighbor?

Why tell me to seek your face when you know that no man can see you and live?

God, Please what do You have to say?

Taiye: Before God responds, we'd go on a short break, we'll be right back! 

Kehinde: Stay with us, we'll be back shortly.

To be continued...

In God's Grip,

TaiKeh World